Ah
yes, laws – the rules which govern all nations universally (exempting
an interesting few). They protect ordinary citizens and provide
consequences to those who break them, providing order so that the
country may be stable and not anarchic. There are, however, an abundant
amount of countries with laws that are just downright ridiculous,
ranging from the United States to Swaziland. I present to you the top
ten lists of absurdly ridiculous laws, in no precise order, from ten
different countries.
10. China — One Child Policy
I
am fairly certain that this will be the most well-known law on this
list, for it has received much controversy. Put into effect in 1987, the
law hoped to slow and even decrease China’s vast population of more
than 1.3 billion. The law places a heavy tax on couples who choose to
have more than one child. Debate rages on the ethnics of the law,
supporters stating that China has taken a great step in targeting the
overpopulation issue in, not only its own country, but in the world.
Detractors, however, believe that restricting couples ability to raise a
family of less than what they would like is morally wrong, and that
abortion has increased because of parents wanting to have male
offspring. Numerous groups have fought for its repeal, and only time
will tell what the future brings. 09 more after the break...
09. Greece — Banning of Electronic Games
This
law was first passed on September 3, 2002, and at first only
illustrated the banning of video games in Internet Cafes as a way to
combat illegal gambling, but as of December 8, 2003, it has been
“revised” to include the banning of all electronic games. The reason was
that lawmakers concluded that it would be too difficult to distinguish
illicit gambling games from other harmless games, like online chess. I
couldn’t imagine this law being implemented in my home of the United
States, in which teenagers are infected with the “first-person shooter
epidemic,” in which franchises like Halo and Call of Duty have sold
millions of copies. However, other people have formed groups like the
Mothers Against Video Game Addiction and Violence (MAVAV), which aim to
have electronic games banned in countries, like the United States,
believing that the increased violence in modern games increases
instability and crime among young kids and adolescents.
08. France — No pig may be called Napoleon by its Owner
Yes,
the great French general and emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, responsible
for conquering most of Europe during the Napoleonic Wars (1799-1815),
before finally being bested at Waterloo by the Duke of Wellington. The
French had the utmost respect for him, and it is thought that George
Orwell’s famous short story, Animal Farm, in which the pig representing
Stalin was named Napoleon, launched the laws publication. Even in
France, the pig is often referred to as “Caesar” rather than “Napoleon”
in the book, but this is more due to Napoleon being represented as
Stalin rather than being represented as a pig. Today, however, many
people consider the law a joke and hardly anyone respects it, let alone
know it exists.
07.Germany —Pillows are Labeled as “Passive Weapons”
Hmmm,
if attacked by a thug, would you rather be assaulted with a knife or a
pillow? As for myself, I would choose a pillow, yet in Germany they seem
to think otherwise, in which pillows are labeled “passive weapons.”
Perhaps if filled with rocks or used for suffocation maybe? In the
meantime, however, I prefer to choose a gun as self-defense rather than a
fluffy sack.
06. Israel — Picking your nose is Prohibited on the Sabbath
Ah
yes, the nation of Israel, formed shortly after WWII, in 1948, as a
place where Jews could reside without being persecuted. The country is
internationally famous as being tough and resilient, fighting near
constant war with its neighbors for nearly its entire existence. It is
centered around key issues such as the rights of the Palestinians, and
is the source of much controversy. Well, back to the law, a rabbi is
legally allowed to, and often does, prohibit church-goers from picking
their noses during the Sabbath. This law exists, not so much because of
it being disgusting (although that is obviously a contributing factor),
but also in that it is believed that the potential bleeding caused by
the loss of nasal hair may result in violation of the religious code of
sanctity. Thus, the law is only directed to believers of the Jewish
faith, exempting ordinary citizens.
05. Swaziland — Forbidding Girls to Wear Pants
Swaziland
is listed as one of the world’s absolute poorest and most poverty
stricken countries, in which the average lifespan is between 30-35 years
old. The people are suppressed by corrupt governmental control and a
tyrannical and power hungry “king” (dictator), the current one being
King Mswati III, who has passed a number of bizarre laws in an attempt
to reestablish “traditional values” (aka patriarchic society), in which
girls are unequal and considered inferior to their male counterparts.
Thus, women are forbidden to wear clothing resembling menswear, and if
one is caught in public displaying pants, they are subject to having
them forcibly ripped off of them by soldiers, and humiliated.
04. USA/California — Animals Publicly Mating
That’s
right, animals are prohibited from publicly mating with each other
within 1,500 feet of any tavern, school or church. I selected a strange
law from California because it happens to be the state I live in. What I
wonder is how this law is enforced, and why this would be a concern
with our citizens or local school children. I have never yet had the
sudden urge to view animals mating during church, and I have yet to see
any kind of “guards” or “regulators” who would be responsible for
keeping animal couples from engaging within 1,500 feet of a school. As a
resident of California, I can say that this law is, overall, just
ridiculous and ignored by the people.
03. Philippines — License Plates Law
This
law is very interesting in that it is so absurdly specific. It states
that Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the
roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on
Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday. I can’t possibly understand what would
be the goal behind the makings of this law, and how it would be
implemented and enforced. Its logic has to do with some kind of
identification and status procedure, but the law is so subtle and
irrelevant it was difficult to do in-depth research on.
02. Japan —Honor Law of Marriage
This
law isn’t so much “absurdly ridiculous” in the sense of others on this
list, but it is surely considered very strange by most readers
(especially American) and truly depicts the intense respect and honor
Japanese people give to their family. This law illustrates that an elder
brother, by law and honor, can formally ask for his younger brother’s
girlfriend’s hand in marriage, and both must agree to it. Surprisingly,
there are many laws similar to this in other Asian countries and
displays how the Asian people still have not let go of the thousand-year
tradition of respecting your elders. We Americans still do as well,
we’re just not as serious about it.
01. United Kingdom — Death In parliament
Great Britain is famous
throughout Europe for its number of ridiculous laws and taxes, dating
back hundreds of years. Over 2,000 laws have been repealed since its
long history. Justice Secretary Jack Straw has been on a crusade to get
rid of all of Britain’s most absurd laws, and one of his top priorities
was this one, in which it was illegal to die in Parliament. This law,
which as of now is no longer in affect (wonder why) was internationally
criticized and laughed at for being pointless, as there could obviously
be no punishment, and if a government official were to abruptly collapse
from a heart attack far from the exit and need urgent help, the
paramedics would first move him outside before operating on him? In case
he died in the building? God Save the Queen, it is no longer in affect
now.
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